I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!
Lapho umzalwane, noma i-stepbrother, elala nodadewabo ekamelweni elilodwa, ubulili phakathi kwabo buzokwenzeka ngokushesha noma kamuva. Iphunga lomzimba wakhe, amafomu akhe ayindilinga azokwenza noma yimuphi umfana ashaye indlwabu. Nezithombe zakhe ku-smartphone yakhe zavula udadewabo. Wazizwa enjengesihlabani somagazini omdala. Futhi wayefuna ukubonga umfowabo ngokuhlangenwe nakho kwakhe. Ngendlela yakhe siqu yobufazi^Futhi kwakubanelisa bobabili.
Kuyamangaza ucansi ekhumbini. Ngokuhlangenwe nakho kwami akukaze kube njalo, kodwa, uma ngibheka ukuxegelwa okunjalo, ngingathanda ukuzizama mina. Eh, ngifisa sengathi ngabe ngisesimweni saleyondoda!